I am not sure if any of them can fence or even hold weapon right, but any-how here

is some collection of fencing theme photos

Fashion Modeling with Masks

I want to see this guy fencing like this

Acting with swords

Presidential fencing

General posing with the sword

And he definitely is..

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Ad makers are getting really creative  using fencing as a tool to deliver a message

Funny Fencing Glossary

Abstain: French for “so sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.”Advance: Forward motion made by male fencers toward female fencers, usually resulting in a three-yard penalty, a red card, and a slap across the face.Alléz: Place to go for a cigarette in the middle of a tournamentAttack in Preparation: When you sneak up and hit your opponent while they’re still putting on their uniform.Ballestra: Male ballerina.Barrage: Shelling your opponent with cannon fire from several miles away.Beat attack: Counting ‘a-one, a-two, a-1,2,3,4′ before hitting your opponentChange of Engagement: Selecting a new fiancee.Corps-a-corpse: Sin of the Fleche. French for “full contact fencing.”Coupe: Little foreign car fencers often drive.Croise: A French pastry.Derobement: The Houdini-like motions required by fencers to escape their straightjacket-like fencing uniforms.Disengage: Getting rid of your fiancee, usually by fencing too much.Dry Fencing: Fencing without alcoholEn Garde: French for “On Guard,” a paranoid state in which the fencer believes everyone is out to get him.Engagement: What your fiancée breaks when they realize all you care about is fencingEnvelopment: What fencing does to people who just want to “try it once”Feeble: What old fencers eventually become.Feint: What a fencer does after they get their credit card bill from a tournament weekendFencing Time: Usually lost in equipment down time, tournament waiting time, etc.FIE: A curse given in Old English.Fleche: Is all bruised after a few bouts.Foible: The mistake you make that lets your opponent get a hit.Foil: What you are trying to do to your opponentForte: The cost of a new bladeFrench Grip: The fencers secret handshakeGuard: What you have to do at tournaments so your teammates don’t “borrow” all your food.Lamé: Fencers term for a non-fencerOff-piste: How you feel when your expensive equipment starts failingOne-Two: Basic fencing dance step. Followed by “Cha-Cha-Cha.”Overlay: What the fourth person in the back of the Fiesta has to doPassé: All those other sports you tried before fencingPhrase: When fencers manage to string words together rather than grunting monosyllabicallyPiste: How to end a tournament. Or start it, in some casesPistol Grip: What you want to grab when you loose a 14-14 D.E. on a questionable callPlaqué: What you get between your teeth if you don’t brushPommel: Beating your opponent senseless with the hilt of your weapon, for sabre fencers only.Principle of Defense: De grass is always greener on de other sideQuarte: A measure of liquid (i.e.: A quarte of milk. Or indeed a quarton of milk)Quinte: No such word as…Redoublement: Pause during the bout for the fencer to take another breath mintReplacement: What you have to buy quickly at the Paul stand when your last body wire fails.Right-of-way: That driving law you may need to ignore to get to a tournament on timeScore: What fencers try to do in the Venue after they’ve lost a match.Second Intention: What you need to come up with when your attack fails miserablySteam fencing: Fencing in a saunaStop-hit: Look left, look right, listen, look right again and then hitTaking the blade: To steal someone else’s weaponTempo: Usually moderato, but faster on the rocky bits and the middle eight.Touche: A famous cartoon turtle

 See also Fencing Slang

Piste – The strip that a fencer fences on, approximately 45 feet long and anywhere from five to six feet wide.

remise – continuing a short attack without withdrawing

ballestra – a jump or stamp usually followed by a large fleche

Coupé – (coopey) Also known as a ‘cut over’, flicking the blade over that of the opponent’s as opposed to underneath.

Flunge – A sort of leaping lunge, used in sabre fencing.

Prise de Fer – Forcing the blade into a new line usually on a lunge that pushes the opponent’s tip safely off target while yours touches

Coupé lancé – (coopey lance-ay) A ‘flick’ where the blade is bent through the air past the opponent’s guard, used extensively in foil to the back and epee to the wrist

feint – a fake attack

second intention – the act of feinting in such a way as to trick your opponent into thinking that that is your final action, when in actuality it sets up a second action

advance - the primary action for forward movement in fencing

retreat – the primary action for backward movement in fencing

disengage – the act of avoiding the opponent’s blade without engaging (touching) it

extend - the extension of your arm, used for attacks in distance too close for a lunge

attack - the act of making a threatening action towards your opponent (i.e. advancing, lunging, flèching, extending, etc)

parry – blocking an opponent’s blade from hitting your target area while they are attacking

beat – the act of tapping your opponent’s blade with your while attacking

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